Too Many Steps, People

I was in Dairy Queen the other day and I saw something that made me start to laugh out loud. My dad and I were fixing one of their ice cream machines when I saw it: the instructions for the One Step Blizzard Treat....... the problem: the One Step Blizzard Treat had four steps in making it!!!!! Think about this, folks.... somebody couldn't count..... "Let's see: one step.... two steps.... three........... oh, pistachio. One step." Somebody flunked preschool. This is the same person who, asks "Would you like extra salt?"................ do I LOOK like a deer?????

STILL no news on my CD, but I am very excited and anticipating its release. I'm almost excited as my biggest fan.......... right, mom?

-Joshua