Why I'm Glad Women Don't Rule The World

I don't mean in any way to be chauvinist here, but there are several reasons I am glad women don't completely control the planet:

• every toilet seat on the earth would be chained down.
• the only TV show would be "Charlie's Angels".
• all Terminator memorabilia would be confiscated and burned.
• men would be executed for using the "good towels".
• all pickup trucks would be traded in for pink Volkswagens.
• "Walker, Texas Ranger" would become "Alex, District Attorney".
• it would be a crime to mention "HeMan".

okay, maybe some of these were exaggerations....but every toilet seat WOULD be chained down!

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-Joshua