I have a thing against personal ads. Do you really think that EVERYBODY out there is "attractive, fun-loving, and an all-around good person"? I would love to take out a personal ad just to mess with those people.
"Short, dumpy Caucasian male with splotches of European. Likes to wear flannel all year, has somewhere between fifteen and twenty teeth. Left leg is shorter than the right. Loves to ski. Hates moonlight walks, candlelight dinners, poetry, and anything remotely romantic. Can't stand animals, has a deep hatred for children, thinks in-laws should be outlawed. Has a repuslive taste for fun, enjoys miserable, cold, rainy days. An all-around good person. Call me at 555-2DREAMY."
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-Joshua
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