DVD Coming Soon

Hey folks, just I'd let you know some exciting news: we will soon be releasing a DVD! It's a video of a live concert that we told you about earlier, and it's finally coming together! No exact release date yet, but we'll keep you posted as to when it will be available.
Anyway, we were at Yale United Methodist last Sunday night and let me tell you: 'dem ladies can COOK!!! There was some kind of three-layered jello thing that made me propose to the lady who made it (I think I hear...angels singing...). There was also chicken.... oh yes... chicken.... Chicken is my absolute favorite food group in the whole wide world. I love chicken prepared just about any way. However, my favorite of favorites is FRIED chicken. I believe that KFC is going to cater the marriage supper in Heaven. Only THEN would it truly be Heaven!

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-Joshua

My Only Job

I realized today that I could not do any other job but stand-up comedy. I'm just too big a smart alleck! Comedy is the only job that I could do where I could mess with people and it be OK. For instance, I coul not be an airline pilot (Besides the fact that that would be WAY too much work....and I don't drink). I would mess with my passengers in the worst ways. 'Good afternoon ladies and getnelmen, this is your captain speaking. We hope that you have a nice flight. Try to ignore the smoke and flames that you might see out your- SWEET MERCY, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" Or I would say, "Folks, I misinformed you earlier by saying that we were ok. I've just learned that depressurizing is a BAD thing."

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-Joshua