Thursday, June 24, 2010

MUST...HAVE...HIGH SPEED...

So my mother has been shopping around for high speed internet lately because, you guessed it, we still have dial-up. Now, for those of you blessed enough to have high speed, let me explain to you what we go through EVERY TIME WE TURN ON OUR INTERNET: We turn the computer on; easy enough. Then we enter the internet password; simple. Then we join hands and we all shove our heads in a bench grinder while singing "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in four-part harmony. That's only when it's running "fast". When the dial-up is REALLY slow, we take a vacation for six months, travel the globe, help rebuild third world countries, and try to attain inner peace. THEN we come back and type in the first web address we want to visit. THEN we.... never mind... that part scares me.

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-Joshua

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