A Simple Brain Test

Here's a test for you: what would an amish person blog about?
ANSWER: nothing. He doesn't own a computer, stupid.

Don't worry, whether you answered it right or not, you're still a winner! If you answered correctly, you've just won a pat on the back from my invisible friend (don't look for him; he'll be there and gone before you know it).
If you answered incorrectly, you've just won an all-expenses-paid tuition to the Remedial Institute of Duh. I may seem harsh, but my WTYFGH Syndrome can explain it all. Don't know what WTYFGH is? See me in concert or buy my CD to find out! (PLEASE?)

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-Joshua

Ever Thought About....?

Have you ever stopped to think about some really weird things? Such as the laughing stock of the jungle would be a lisping snake: "I cant hith! Thomebody help me! Thith ith tho thtupid!"
Or maybe Siamese elephants that were joined at the trunk? :"No Bob! Don't blow your nose! Please Bob! Ooooouuuch!!!"
Here's one, Sean Connery for president: "As my running mate, I select Moneypenny."

Please check us out on the web at www.foresterministries.com. Thanks!

-Joshua

Mark & Andrea Forester's Homcoming

Today I was trying to figure out what on earth I could write in this blog, (how can I write anything serious after reading Josh's blog about car names?!) when I realized that Josh left out one very important detail about our performance at Mark & Andrea's Homecoming concert.
Is it a very important one? I happen to think so, since it was about my singing with Mark and Jim Brady of the Booth Brothers! I got to sing "Who Can Do Anything?" off my CD with Mark And Jim backing me up, and I was pretty sure that I had just been swept into heaven!

We sold some CDs, and got some demo packs handed out to people from other churches for possible dates. If you would like us to send one to you or your church, contact us at foresterministries@yahoo.com to request one free of charge.

See you next time,
Stephen.

Weird Car Names

Have you ever stopped to think about certain car names? Some of them are memorable and cool. Who wouldn't like the name Thunderbird, Crossfire, or Hummer. You hear those, you think "cool car"! But some car names really should've been thought about more. You could almost put them in another context and they would make sense: "Bye honey, I'm off to hunt some Subaru!"
Or "Ewe, somebody squish that Bug!" How about "I'm gonna sneeze...ah...ah... Tacoma!" Here's one "Gives zose German volks a wagen!"
There are other names that don't make sense besides car names: "Toshiba....didn't we bomb them in WWII?" Or "Jimmy, It's time to start: go ring the church Dell!"

Mark and Andrea Forester's Homecoming with the Booth Brothers was last Saturday night, and my brother and I were privileged to perform there. It was a real honor and privilege to share the stage with those two groups, one of which being family. I used a brand new piece of Material that expressed the hassles of College registration.
Speaking of which, this past Tuesday my brother and I attended Midwestern Baptist College. It was really exciting to become a part of that wonderful college and we hope to grow in the Lord through it.
Stop by www.foresterministries.com and see our site!

-Joshua

How To Get Fired Without Ever Working There

I was working with my dad on a refrigeration call at DQ the other day when I saw a sign near the back of the store. It said that there were extra hats and uniform t-shirts in the office; this got me thinking.............(BAAAAD!!!!) I would love to go into Dairy Queen from the back door and, if the office is unlocked, sneak in and don a uniform. I would then find the nearest manager and tell him or her, "You are an idiot. The entire time I have been here, I have thought that you were the biggest stiff and the biggest dork, which would be a stork. You are a loser in every aspect, and I regret that I have been deprived precious time from life by working under you, you ridiculous excuse for an amoeba." By the time the manager decided to fire a complete stranger that he'd swear he's never seen before, I'd say, "Fine, you don't pay me much anyway!"

Don't forget to visit www.foresterministries.com and check out our site!

-Joshua

More news about our ministry

Hey, everyone, I'm sorry that we haven't been putting up new blogs recently, but things have been pretty busy here with us for several reasons. For one thing, we had a little scare with my Dad's health this week when he had to go to the emergency room in the hospital for heart trouble. His heart was beating almost three times as fast as it normally would, and he was in serious danger of a stroke or heart attack. But we thank the Lord that after several days in the hospital, his heart rate was stabilized and he was sent home with a bag full of medicine. We now must keep a close eye on him to see if there are any adverse side effects such as lowering the heart rate too much or messing up his blood pressure.

Back to the ministry stuff. If you haven't read it already, check out Josh's last blog to read his big news. I don't know for sure if I will be on that program, but I am excited for my brother anyway.

I called the Pastor of Riverwalk Baptist Church this week, and learned exactly what we are supposed to do for their Family Carnival on October 4. We will be doing short shows once every hour featuring puppets, magic, skits, and whatever else we think is appropriate for a group of several hundred elementary school kids. We will present the Gospel in different ways, and we pray that many will trust Christ that day.(We also pray for good weather!)

We appreciate all your prayers,
-Stephen

Big News From The Comedian

Big news, everyone: last Wednesday, my brother Mark called and told me the biggest most exciting news of my life. I have been booked, for November 1, to appear in Roseville Michigan with Greater Vision and Legacy Five! For once, I am not telling a joke! This is the biggest thing ever to me, and I am really excited. I cannot wait for November now!
On a less exciting note, I was working with my dad today and we were fixing a leak in the ceiling that A/C related. He had to use a ladder, and when the job was done, he asked me to fold it up for him. So I grabbed the ladder and began the intricate folding process, when I realized that my hand was hurting. Not from carpal tunnel, but I looked and realized, "Oh, Billy Goat, my hand is caught in the ladder." Nobody saw me, but I started laughing anyway.
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-Joshua